Scripture is clear, friends. When the people are in need,
the Lord provides a savior. Ask Ahab. Ask Og. Ask any
Phillestine you happen to find. So, it was then, and
so it is now!
M.G. Trout, our prophet, entered this world with a burden.
As the sins of the father are visited upon the following
generations, so was the wealth of Mannon visited upon the
mortal shoulders of M.G. Trout. O, it was a sorry thing to
behold, that righteous man saddled with that which is
Caesars. Such was his fortitude and his will, though,
that by the age of 23, he had put such a dent in that unholy
fortune, that his lawyers advised him that by the age of 30
he could easily be divested of all his worldy goods!

"Praise the Lord!" he cried.

That night, as he slept, a voice came to him. And the voice
said, "Its almost all gone, M.G." And he tossed in his
sleep. "M.G.," the voice said, "is it fair that others in this
world should still be weighted with money when you are
so talented at dissipating it? Is it fair that they should
suffer when you have but to reach out your hand and
take what is theirs and help them on their way to heaven?"

The very next day, M.G. Trout met with his lawyers,
and this meeting was even more joyous than the one
before, for out of that meeting came the 700k Plan,
which means salvation for you and for me.

Do say a prayer for M.G. Trout.
And send money.